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Dear Bachmann and Associates,
Here inclosed is a picture of a…..HOMOSEXUAL….who desperately needs your pray away the gay counseling. With the inclosed picture I hope I can get a full ride scholarship.
skanks
xoxo
Isaac View high resolution

Dear Bachmann and Associates,

Here inclosed is a picture of a…..HOMOSEXUAL….who desperately needs your pray away the gay counseling. With the inclosed picture I hope I can get a full ride scholarship.

skanks

xoxo

Isaac

OH. NO!!!!!!
Jennifer and Marc are OVER??????????
Jennifer if you had a loyal army of gays you would know that you needed to give marc the boot SOME TIME AGO. The fact you are hunching over to be at his height is unfortunate. Makes you look like Nicole and Keith. Tut tut. 

OH. NO!!!!!!

Jennifer and Marc are OVER??????????

Jennifer if you had a loyal army of gays you would know that you needed to give marc the boot SOME TIME AGO. The fact you are hunching over to be at his height is unfortunate. Makes you look like Nicole and Keith. Tut tut. 

I’M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
After a multiple month hiatus I am back to blogging!!!!!
Don’t worry kittens, I’ll make sure to keep you feed on the indispensible wisdom of grandmother willow.
Recently saw this movie, Meryl’s performance was mind boggling. As a future educator her dedication to the protection of children, despite her doubts, is something fabulous. 

I’M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

After a multiple month hiatus I am back to blogging!!!!!

Don’t worry kittens, I’ll make sure to keep you feed on the indispensible wisdom of grandmother willow.

Recently saw this movie, Meryl’s performance was mind boggling. As a future educator her dedication to the protection of children, despite her doubts, is something fabulous. 

I Should Subscribe to Better Homes and Gardens

I have decided, after relatively little thought, that I should invest in some quality Southern Living/Better Homes and Gardens esque maganize since clearly I have a passion for decorating homes and having large and beautiful gardens.

Make no mistake, I would have an army along with me. I’m a supervisor, not a laborer. 

Quickly becoming added to my annual list of christmas favorites. Also since half of the stars are British I can include it in my post christmas celebration to British cinema by viewing literally tens of romantic comedies featuring british actors. 
Hello, my name is fabulous. Yes, I am experiencing a bout of over self importance, hence the blogging. 

Quickly becoming added to my annual list of christmas favorites. Also since half of the stars are British I can include it in my post christmas celebration to British cinema by viewing literally tens of romantic comedies featuring british actors. 

Hello, my name is fabulous. Yes, I am experiencing a bout of over self importance, hence the blogging. 

Grandma’s Quips

Physical Attraction doesn’t equal moral attractiveness. 

I often get harassed by people who feel it’s not possible to find a person who is physically attractive as hot if they are immoral. Disregarding the select individuals who expressively find such “bad-ass” men as attractive I think such arguments are generally ridiculous. 1. How dare you tell me what to think and 2. physical attraction has nothing to do with anything but physical beauty. (as opposed to intellectual beauty or the such) Furthermore, I often remark that some individuals are hot but assholes. Truth bomb.

And that’s how Isaac C’s it. 

I am in love with her.

SATC win. skanks. 

My Rant to Bitches

This is my rant to the bitches who are passive about the living situation around them and yet feel the need to tell people how strongly they dislike it. Wow. Shocker. Perhaps if they genuinely sought some help the situation wouldn’t be so bleak in their view. But perhaps that is the principal problem, their view. Maybe that’s why they don’t have friends. Yes, everyone wants to be the sassy, quippy one-liner, but there is a reason these individuals reside in only bravo tv shows. THEY wouldn’t survive in the real world, you wouldn’t want to be friends with them. Also, blaming everything on your roommate is 1. not helpful and 2. destructive and 3. disrespectful.

Hey, Isaac, you’re kind of being a passive bitch. You betcha.   

I am officially in love

I have a new idol. 
Christa Miller. especially in her character Ellie Torres in Cougar Town.  

I have a new idol. 

Christa Miller. especially in her character Ellie Torres in Cougar Town.  

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